nick y.

one day a duck walks into a bar. For some odd reason, he has an extremely dirty mouth. Then he orders saying,"Listen you old bitch i want a mother fu@#ing beer and moves those fat ass." The batender, surprised, says "Look, if your going to talk like that, i'm not going to serve you." Duck: " Okay you dumbass bastard if you don't want to get me a mother fu#@ing ber then i'll have a shot." "NO! and if you keep talking like that then i'll nail your foot to the floor!" "Got any damn nails?" "no" Then i'll have a god-damned bitchass mother-fuckin shot!!!"

funniness: 1.40

rating: R