Jacob P.

There once was a kid who was named Buttitches. He was a new student at the school, so the teacher wanted him to introduse himself. He went up in front of the class and said," Hi, my name is Buttitches." The teacher said, "Tell us your real name or I'll send you to the principals office." He said,"But my name is Buttitches!" When he got into the principals office the principal asked him what his name was. He told him it was Buttitches and was suspended. On the way home he got run over by a truck. His mom and the neighbar saw and said"Oh, my poor Buttitches!" then the neighbor said,"DO you want me to scratch it for you?"

funniness: 3.74

rating: PG