Beth C.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, I bet you i can bite my left eye." The bartender takes the bet, the guy takes out his glass eye, bites it, and he wins. He has a few beers, and then he says, "Bartender, I bet you I can bite my other eye." The bartender knows that the guy's notblind, so the bartender takes the bet. The guy takes out his false teeth and bites his other eye.

funniness: 5.00

rating: PG