Purnima R.

THIS IS A ROMANTIC MESSAGE SO READ IT SLOWLY. IT WAS A DARK MOONLESS NIGHT AND WE JUST HAD A ROMANTIC CANDLELIGHT DINNER AND WERE ON OUR WAY HOME.SUDDENLY HE SLOWED DOWN AND PULLED THE CAR TO A STOP AT THE SIDE OF THE DIRT ROAD.I WAS WAITING FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS TO HAPPEN THE ENTIRE NIGHT,HE CAME UP CLOSE TO ME, I CLOSED MY EYES AND WAITED FOR HIM TO KISS ME......AND WAITED......AND WAITED.....BUT NOTHING HAPPENED.WHEN I OPENED MY EYES HE WAS JUST STARING AT ME,THEN HE SAID THOSE FUCKING WORDS............''MY CAR IS OUT OF GAS ,I GUESS WE SHOULD WALK THE REST OF OUR WAY HOME''

funniness: 4.70

rating: PG