zak p.

in the 1800s there was a pirate ship. one day the look-out called down to the captin "enemy ship aproching" the captin told the man next to him to bring him his red shirt. the man thought it was weird but he did it. when the enemy ship attacked the captin's ship won and didnt lose a single man. the man who brought the captin his shirt asked him "why did you want youre red shirt" the captin told him "because if i got shot or stabed the other men woulden't see and they would keep fighting". the next week the look out called to the captin "20 enemy ships approaching" the captin told the man next to him "bring me my brown pants"

funniness: 6.41

rating: PG