Ian C.

The Top Ten Reasons There Are No Black People in Nascar # 10 - They have to sit upright while driving. # 9 - The pistol won't stay under the front seat. # 8 - The engine noise drowns out the rap music. # 7 - The pit crew can't work on car while holding up thier pants at the same time. # 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR. # 5 - Police cars on the track interfere with the race. # 4 - There is no passenger seat for the Ho. # 3 - No Cadillac's are approved for racing. # 2 - They can't wear thier helmet sideways. AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR... # 1 - When they crash their cars, they bail out and run.

funniness: 3.50

rating: PG