Katelyn S.

Two guys were on a camping trip. One of the guys unzipped his pants and started to urinate when a rattle snake came up and bit him on his dick. His friend was on the phone with the doctor who said, "You'll have to suck the posion out" After he hung up with the doctor, the guy turned to the guy he had been bitten and said, "Doctor says you're gonne die!"

funniness: 5.71

rating: PG