Samantha A.

A man wanted to show his new girlfriend what she meant to him by having his football team colours tattooed to his genitals. After showing his girlfriend he decided to go to a nude beach and show everybody else. He walked around for about an hour recieving funny looks when he came across a woman with black and white on her genitals. He went up to this woman and said to her "You and I have something in common" The woman responded with "And what is that" "We both barrack for Collingwood" said the man with a grin. The woman smiled, opened her flaps and said "Nah mate, I go for St. Kilda"

funniness: 2.90

rating: PG-13