Emily P.

There were these three kids that loved going to their grandmothers house. They would always bring cookie dough but the cookie dough would always be gone in the morning. One evening the grandma decided to put beebees in the cookie dough. The next morning the cookie dough was gone. The first kid ran in and said "Grandma grandma I peed and beebees came out." She said "So you've been eating the cookie dough. Sit down." Then the second kid ran in and said "Grandma grandma I pooped and beebees came out." She said "So you've been eatin the cookie dough. Sit down." Both kids were confused. Then the third kid ran in and said "Grandma grandma I burped and shot the cat!"

funniness: 5.58

rating: PG