Laquinta C.

A man entered a club and bought himself a drink.He looks to his left to see the most beatiful women he has ever seen.He walks up to her and says with the sexiest voice he can come up with and askes i cant help but to notice your beauty so can i buy you a drink?He askes hoping she would say yes but instead she said no drinking messes with my legs and he questioned with concern do they get all red and puffy she looked at him and replyed naw they spread!!!!!!!!!!!

funniness: 5.47

rating: PG