Josh M.

The Queen, Machael Jackson, George Bush and a load of school kids were on an aeroplane and it was about to crash. There was only enough parachutes for he school kids so The Queen said "Let the kids have the parachutes because they have longer to live". George Bush said "Screw the kids, lets take them ourselves!" Machael Jackson said "But is there time?"

funniness: 5.85

rating: PG