Lori N.

There once was a boy named Johnny Fuckerfast, who stayed after school one day. He walked up to the teacher and said. "Teacher, take off your blouse." And the teacher replied. "No Johnny." And johnny said. "If you don't, i'll tell my mommy, my mommy'll tell my daddy, my daddy tell the principle and you'll get fired." So she does it. Next Johnny asked. "Take off your skirt." And the teacher said. " No Johnny i won't do that." "I'll tell my mommy, my mommy tell my daddy, my daddy tell the principle and you'll get fired." so she does it. " Take off your panties." "No johnny i will not do that, this has gone far enough." " Okay but i'll tell my mommy, my moomy tell my daddy, my daddy tell the principle and you'll get fired!" So she does it. " Now lay on your desk and close your eyes." " Johnny! NO! I can't...I won't do that!" and little johnny replied, " I'll tell my mommy, my mommy tell my daddy, my daddy tell the principle and you'll get fired!" So she does it. Then little johnny pulled down his pants and climbed on the desk and started doing his teacher. Then his mother walked in and said, "Johnny Fuckerfast!" And johnny said, "I'm trying, I'm Trying!"

funniness: 5.64

rating: R