Kya K.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Simple! Open the door, put the elephant in, and shut the door. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and shut the door. The king of the jungle was hosting a meeting. Who didn't come? The giraffe! It was stuck in the refrigerator! You are about to cross a crocodile infested river. You cannot make a boat, nor can you cross a bridge. You have no building materials or tools, and no cellphone. How do you get across alive? Swim! The crocodiles are at the meeting!

funniness: 4.30

rating: PG