Jack L.

Bob is a nice man. He has not done anything wrong in his life accept for one thing. He once brutally murdered a man cutting of his head and throwing it in a river. [Lamp post looks at a door mat with a displeased glair.] Now 10 years later Bob wanted to do somthing about it. [Rotting pilchards begin to turn into fragmented cockles.] Bob went down to the police station and told about he killed a man. [Oh it's a startlled deer.] Bob was sent to prison for murder. [Jungle berry's start to have games of scrabble together.] Bob went to sleep that night, in his cell and had some bad dreams.

funniness: 1.50

rating: R