Funny.com. Work in progress... In the meantime, here are 10 random funny stuff for you:

Helena G.

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again".

funniness: 8.78

rating: PG

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caitlyn b.

Subject: Larry LaPrise dead at 93 With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started. Shut up. You know it's funny. :)

funniness: 9.08

rating: G

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Moe R.

Help the Rabbi A rabbi gets in front of his congregation and says that he is leaving to go to a larger congregation that can pay him more. There is a hush?no one wants him to leave. Sol Epstein, who owns several car dealerships in the city, stands up and proclaims, "If the rabbi stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year and his wife with a minivan to transport their children!" The congregation applauds. Sam Goldstein, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, "If the rabbi will stay, I'll personally double his salary, and also will establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!" The congregation cheers again. Sadie Goldfarb, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the Rabbi stays, I will give him sex!" There is total silence. The rabbi, blushing, asks her, "Mrs. Goldfarb, whatever possessed you to say that?" Sadie's 90-year-old husband Jacob is now trying to hide, holding his forehead in the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side while his wife replies, "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'Screw the Rabbi.'

funniness: 8.30

rating: PG-13

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.88

rating: PG-13

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.67

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.82

rating: PG-13

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mikayla j.

not so secret anymore!!!

funniness: 8.31

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.86

rating: R

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.66

rating: PG-13

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.09

rating: PG

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