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Jesus is walking along on the water and peter is behind him in a boat, but peter cant keep up so he says "wait for me master" and jesus replys "get up and walk" but peter says "i can't swim!" "get up and walk" so peter gets out of boat and starts sinking so jesus shouts "use the stepping stones like evryone else, you cretin"

funniness: 4.67

rating: PG