Amber W.

Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one asks the bartender for a shot of blood, and the second one asks for the same thing. The bartender looks at the third one and says "what do you want?" The third one replies saying "a shot of water please" The bartender look bewildered and asks why a shot of water? The third vampire pulls out a bloody tampon and says "tea time"

funniness: 3.19

rating: PG-13