Fernando P.

There was a very poor man and his son living in California. The father decided to take his kid on a nice vacation to Hawaii and the son thought this was a great idea. However the next day half way to Hawaii, the son couldn't help but complain about the trip. "Awwwwwww dad ! I don't WANNA go to Hawaii anymore!!" to which the dad replied, "Shut the hell up and keep swimming!"

funniness: 4.95

rating: G