Dave C.

The Lone Traveller and his African guide were out in the middle of the desert with no supplies left. The Lone Traveller asks him to put hus ear to the groud to see (hear) what's around them. He puts his ear to the groud and, after a short while, says "Buffalo come" "But how do you know?" Asked the Lone Traveller He replied: "Side of face sticky!"

funniness: 4.50

rating: PG-13