Fernando P.

Matt was sitting happily in his third grade class listening to Mrs. Rigg's last minute instructions on tonight's homework. "OK kids!" said Mrs. Riggs, "For homework I want you to write down three sentences you hear! It doesn't matter what they're about, just as long as you hear it and write it down! I want it first thing tomorrow morning!" To Matt, this was gonna be easy. The school bell rang and Matt walked home thinking he'd quickly get his homework out of the way. As he walked towards the house he saw his mother in the kitchen working on something. Matt walked in and asked " Whatcha doing mom? " "None of your business!" spat his mom. So little Matt took out his paper and pencil and wrote that down. After figuring his mom must be in a bad mood, he decided he should go watch some TV. Matt turned it on *click* and heard, "SUE! PERMAN!!! FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET..!" *click* So little Matt took out his paper and pencil and wrote that down. Later that night Matt found out why mom was so angry. Apparently she found dad in a motel playing around with some cat. "WHY DON'T YOU GO PLAY WITH THAT PUSSY OF YOURS AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!" So little Matt took out his paper and pencil and wrote that down. And with homework out of the way, went fast asleep. The school bell rang and Matt sat down ready for school. "Good morning kids!" beamed Mrs. Riggs, " I hope you all remembered to do your homework, we'll start with Matt, Matt what are your three sentences?" "None of your business!" spat Matt. "WA-What ?! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ! " yelled Mrs. Riggs "SUE! PERMAN!!! FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET..!" proclaimed Matt, not hearing his teacher. "THAT IS IT MISTER ! I'M TAKING YOU DOWN TO THE PRINCIPLES OFFICE!!" said the enraged teacher. "WHY DON'T YOU GO PLAY WITH THAT PUSSY OF YOURS AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!" yelled Matt at the top of his lungs.

funniness: 6.21

rating: PG-13