Tommy y.

There was a boy named Johnny who looooved lollipops. One day, a lady pulled up and told him to get in her car. Johnny said "My momma told me not to and i dont really want to." The woman offered Johnny a lollipop and Johnny agreed. They went to the woman's house. Then the woman told Johnny to take off his clothes. Johnny replied "My momma told me not to and i dont really want to." She offered him a lollipop and Johnny agreed. Then they both got into the bed. The woman's husband walked in and saw Johnny f**king his wife. He yelled "GET THE F**KING F**K OFF HER YOU F**K!!!" Johnny replied "My momma told me not to and i dont really want to."

funniness: 2.91

rating: PG