susan b.

A MAN AND A BLONDE WOMAN GO TO THIS ISLAND ON VACATION, THE PLANE THEY'RE ON CRASHES ON AN ISLAND NEAR FLORIDA AND THEY ARE STRANDED. WHEN THEY THINK ALL HOPE IS LOST THEY COME ACROSS A RIVER ONLY 100 YARDS WIDE SO, THEY CAN SEE FLORIDA IT WAS GETTING DARK WHEN THE MAN HAS AN IDEA SO HE PULLS OUT A FLASHLIGHT AND TELLS THE BLONDE IF HE HOLDS THE LIGHT ON THE WATER SHE CAN WALK ACROSS AND GO GET HELP ,AND SHE SAYS " I'M NOT ONE OF THEM DUMB BLONDES, WHEN I GET HALF WAY ACROSS YOU'LL TURN THE LIGHT OUT ON ME"

funniness: 4.11

rating: G