Zachary D.

A frog walks into a bank for a loan. He sees the woman is called "Pady Wack" he says he would like a loan of 20,000 pounds and his name is Kermit Jagger. Pady Wack tells the frog he will need some proof that he can pay off the loan, the frog nods and hands over a small china elephant and tells her; that his father (Mick Jagger) knows the owner of the bank. The woman then goes straight to the bank manager and tells him about her current situation in her office. The manager thinks for a minute and says "It's a knick knack, Pady Wack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a rolling stone"

funniness: 4.47

rating: G