Chelsea B.

There were three mothers around a table one day, and they were searching through their daughters purses. The Brunette looked in her daughters purse and found a small bottle of vodka "Oh my God! My daughter's an Alcoholic!" She cried. The Red Head looked through her daugthers purse and found a small sack of weed. "Oh My God, my daughter's a druggy!" She shouted. The blonde looked through her daughters purse and a look of pure shocked dawned on her face. She pulled out a used condom and shouted, "You guys have it lucky, my daughter's a MAN!"

funniness: 5.62

rating: PG-13