joe g.

a woman walks into a butchers shop and says: have you got any chickens? the butcher replies: i'll just have a look out the back. so the butcher checks in his stockroom, and discovers he only has one chicken left, so he takes it out the front, weighs it, and says to the woman: that'll be 3 pounds fifty please, then the woman says: thats great, but do you hve anything bigger? so the butcher (knowing he only has one chicken) takes it out the back and puts it in some iced water, this makes the chicken plump up a little bit. so he takes it back out the front, weighs it and says: that'll be four pounds please, then the woman says: wonderful, i'll have both chickens please.

funniness: 5.88

rating: G