Steven H.

Three ants lived on a woman's body. One lived in the hair, one lived on the breasts, and one lived in the vagina. One day, they all met up. The first one said "Thick black forest, can't see anything." The second said "Two big mountains, don't know what they're there for." The third one said "Last night, a dragon came into my cave, and I had to beat him out!" The next day they met up again. The first one said "Thick black forest, can't see anything." The second said "Two big mountains, don't know what they're there for." The third one said "Last night, the dragon came back, but he had a coat on to confuse me. I ripped it off him, and he spat at me!"

funniness: 5.68

rating: PG-13