dylan h.

one night a drunk went home with a fine ass girl. he didnt want to wake his wife so they went through the guest room window to have sex. they got though the window but the girl had trouble getting in and the drink didn't care cause the girl was fine. well they had hot wild pig sex. the next morning the drunk woke up and saw what he slept with and almost cried. because had sex with a 300 pound hairy man named Big Blue. after he halled ass out of the room his wife saw him and said what the hell is that on you'r chest? the drunk looked down and found that he had ''PROPRTY OF BIG BLOO'' on his chest. morale:don't cheat on your wife especially when your drunk.

funniness: 2.78

rating: R