sondra l.

There were three men in an airplane. One had a grenade, one had a sword and the other had a knife. The man with the knife said, "I don't need this knife." So he throws it out the window. The man with the sword says, "I don't need this sword." So he throws it out the window. The man with the grenade says, "I don't need this grenade." So he pulls the pin and throws it out the window. When the plane lands the three men are walking threw the airport and they see a man crying. So they went up to him and said, "Why are you crying?" He replies, "A knife fell out of the sky and killed my cat." The three men keep walking and they see another man crying. They asked him why he was crying and he replied, "A sword fell out of the sky and killed my cow." The three men keep walking and they see a man laughing. They asked him why he was laughing and he replied, "I farted and my house blew up."

funniness: 5.67

rating: PG