tyler b.

man walks into a toilet store and asks, " Can I have a toilet?" The owner gives him a wodden toilet ad leaves. Then a second man comes in and says," Can i have a toilet?" The owner gives him a golden toilet and the second man leaves. Then a third man comes in and says," Can I have a toilet?" The owner gives him a singing toilet and the third man leaves. The next day the first man comes back and says, " I want a refund! Everytime I sit on this wodden toilet i get splinters in my butt." The man exchanges it for a normal toilet and leaves. Then the second man walks in and says, " I want a refund! Everytime I sit on this gold toilet it makes my butt cold." He reurns it for a normal toilet and leaves. Then the third man walks in and says," I want a refund! Everytime I sit on this singing toilet it sings;" Do you see what I see?"

funniness: 2.40

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