vicy h.

A blonde girl was skipping home from school. When she got back she said to her mum " Mummy all the other kids in class could say the alphabet up to D but i could say it up to G! Is it because i'm blonde?" Her mum replied, " Yes of course it is." She was skipping home from school again the next day and when she got back she said to her mum " Mummy all the kids in class could count up to 10 but I could count up to 20, is it because i'm blonde? Her mum answered " Yes of course it is." She was skipping home from school again the next day and when she got home she said to her mum " Mummy look at these." And she showed her a whopping pair of 36D's. She said "Is it because i'm blonde mummy?" Her mum replied "No, its because your 25."

funniness: 5.67

rating: PG-13