Nick H.

A boy goes to his father one day and says "dad, for my homework, my teacher told me to find out the difference between theory and reality" "Well" the father replies, "think about it this way. Go and ask your mother if she would sleep with a plumber for a million pounds." The boy wanders off and, after a few minutes, returns and tells his father "mum said yes, she would sleep with a plumber for a million pounds." "Right, now go and ask your sister if she'd sleep with a plumber for a million pounds." The boy wanders off again, and after a few more minutes, returns to his father, saying "yes, she says she'd sleep with a plumber for a million pounds aswell." The father replies "Well son, thats the difference between theory and reality. In theory, we're sitting on two million pounds. In reality, we're living with a pair of slappers"

funniness: 3.60

rating: PG