Clinton B.

There was a woman who walked into a bar and ordered drink. She sat there for about 15 minutes and then a guy came up and sat next her. He said, "I wanna fuck you". The woman told him to leave her alone. The man walked away. About 20 minutes later, the man came up and again said, "I wanna fuck you". The woman said told the bouncer and he kicked him out. About 30 minutes later, the man snuck back in to the bar and went right up to the woman and said, "If you don't let me fuck you, I'm gonna tip you over, poor beer down your pussy and drink it". Disgusted, the woman left the bar and went home. When she got home, she told her husband that there was this man saying he wanted to fuck her at the bar. They got in his truck and went to the bar. When they got there, the woman's husband had her point out which man it was. She pointed him out and he asked if he said anything else to her. She said that he threatned to tip her over, poor beer down her pussy and drink it. After that, her husband started to leave and the woman yelled, "Why are you leaving?" Her husband replied, "I can't mess with anybody who could drink THAT much!!"

funniness: 4.00

rating: R