Ginger M.

> AN OLD FARMER WENT TO TOWN TO SEE A MOVIE. > THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR > SHOULDER?" > THE OLD FARMER SAID, "Oh, THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER, > CHUCKY. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCKY GOES." > "I AM SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT. "WE CAN'T > ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER." > THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED > THE BIRD DOWN HIS OVERALLS. HE RETURNED TO THE > BOOTH, > BOUGHT A TICKET > AND ENTERED THE THEATER. HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD > WIDOWS NAMED > MILDRED AND MARGE. > THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. > THE OLD FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCKY COULD > STICK HIS HEAD > OUT AND WATCH THE MOVIE. > "MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED. > "WHAT?" SAID MARGE. > "I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT." > "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE. > "HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT," > WHISPERED MILDRED. > "WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT," SAID MARGE. "HELL, AT > OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL" > "I THOUGHT SO TOO," SAID MILDRED, "BUT THIS ONE'S > EATIN' MY POPCORN!"

funniness: 6.07

rating: PG