comedyaddict ..

There once was a farmer who beat his donkey alot. So one day as he was beating the donkey, the dog was sitting right next to him, the donkey got tired of getting whacked with a a thorny stick. So he said to the farmer, "STOP BEATING ME!" The farmer ran away, terrified, with the dog chasing after him. When they got far enough, the farmer yelled, "I've never seen a talking donkey!" The dog turned to him and said, "ME NEITHER!"

funniness: 4.29

rating: G