Ryan S.

There were three sumos on an airplane.They were just talking about this and that,when the pilot came in and said they all had to throw something overboard, on account that the plane was overweighted.The first sumo threw out a marble, the second trew out a sandwich, and the third trew out a bomb.When the plane landed, the first sumo found his marble, the second sumo found his sandwich, but the third sumo couldn't find his bomb.Later on he saw a guy laughing, and asked why he was.The man replied, I ate a bean burrito, I farted, and my house blew up!

funniness: 3.92

rating: PG