Owen D.

A man walked down to his local pub. He orders a drink and a packet of crisps. He then sees a sign behind the bar which read ?if you can make my horse laugh, I (bartender) will give you #500, my Ferrari and free drinks all night.? The man walked over to the bartender and said ?is that sign true?? The bartender replied ?yes it is?. The man saw a horse behind the bar. The man walked over to the horse and whispered in its ear. The horse fell over laughing its head off. The man walked back to the bartender and asked him for his stuff. The bartender gave him #500, his Ferrari and started refilling his drink. 3 days later, the same man came back to the pub and saw a new sign. It read ?if you can make my horse cry, I will give you #1000, my yacht and free drinks all night.? The man asked the bartender ?is that sign true?? The bartender replied ?yes it is?. The horse was standing near a door behind the bar. The door led to the garden. The man took the horse out into the garden and closed the door. About 1 minute later, the bartender opened the door and saw the horse crying. The man walked back in and said ?can I have my stuff please?? The bartender sad ?yes you can, but before I give it to you, how did you do it? How did you make my horse laugh and cry like that? The man replied ?3 days ago, I told the horse I had a bigger dick than he did. Today I prooved it.?

funniness: 5.63

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