Seymour B.

A hobo is going door to door looking for work. He finally gets to one house were the guy says he'll give him $150 to paint his porch. He says alright and the guy hands him a can of paint and a brush. About an hour or so later the homeowner hears a knock on his door. He opens it and there's the hobo. "Wow!" says the homeowner. "You finished fast!" "Thanks," says the hobo. "But I think you should know, your car's a Ferrari, not a Porsche."

funniness: 5.00

rating: G