The M.

In the far distant horizon lived a Princess who looked out her window each day and night dreaming of her Prince. Her parents, hopeless, pushed their younger daughter to marry but she would not because she was so confident that her Prince existed (somewhere) that she told them (her parents) ?No!? straightaway. Well this went on for a while or so. Indeed, our Princess could wait but time would not, so bloody hell, she finally decided to marry, and they still lived a merry life ever after even though it was not with her ?Prince?. A year later, she gave birth to a baby boy, and the first four words which came out from his mouth were, 'Shit I am late!'.

funniness: 1.56

rating: PG