killi b.

an old pirate and a bartender are talking in a pub and the bartender asks him how he lost his hand and got a hook he replied "argh i was fighting a great battle and an enemy cut it clean off and i've had this hook ever since " well what happend to your peg leg " well i was swiming in the briny deep of the indian ocean and a shark bit it off " well what happend to your eye that you need a patch " argh said the pirate miserably a bird flew low and i looked up and it had a shit on my eye " "well how could lose your eye because of that" lauged the bartender " argh twas me first day with the new hook

funniness: 5.77

rating: PG