girl a.

One day this little boys dick was hanging out so he asked his mom what he should do, she told him to paint it green so that it would match his pants. And so he did. That day at school a little girl came up to him and said, "Could I play with your little green man?" He said No maybe at luch. SO again at lunch she asked if she could play with his little green man. And again he said No maybe later. Finally on the bus home she asked again and he finally said no. The next thing the little boy noticed was that he was in the hospital bed. He saw the little girl and he asked her how he ended up here. The little girl said," well I was playing with your little green man when it spit in my eye so I bit its head off."

funniness: 4.00

rating: R