Vincent W.

Two guys go hunting in the woods and the first guy has to go to the bathroom and the second guy continues to skin the deer they shot. about half an hour later the firt guy still hadn't come back. so the second guy go's to look for him. he finds the first guy asleep on the ground, he props him up on a stick and puts the deer's vital organs under him. about twenty minutes later he comes back as white as a ghost. The second guy says "whats wrong? you look like you just saw a ghost." The first guy says "I fell asleep taking a crap and crapped out all my vital organs and if it weren't for this stick and the love of god I wouldn't have got them back up there."

funniness: 2.75