tiffany h.

so... i was walkin down the road and i met this guy named Jim. He claimed to be a homeless Vietnam veteran. He asked me for a little money (about $5) so i gave it to him. The next day i came back to the same place and i saw the same guy, but he was wearin a suit. i asked him why he claimed to be a homeless veteran. He explained with the answer.... "i had some whores i had to pay and i didnt want to waste my money on something useless."

funniness: 1.20

rating: R