Khmalah D.

One day a white man, a mexican man, and a black man came upon a magic cliff. On top of this cliff lived a witch. The witch told them that if they jump off the cliff and said the name of any animal, they would turn into it. So the white guy jumped first and said "I'm a falcon!" and he turned into one. The mexican guy jumped off and shouted "I'm a unicorn!" and he turned into one. So the black guy ran, tripped and said "oh shit...."

funniness: 1.71

rating: PG