joseph l.

One day three men went camping, the first man went to go get fire wood when he heard a call: "Where's my golden arm?!?!" and the man pissed himself. The next night the second man went out into the woods for firewood, and he too heard the call: "Where's my golden arm?!?!?!?!?!" and this man too pissed himself. The last night of the trip, the third man went to collect fire wood. He too heard the call, but he wasn't scared, so he went off into the woods in search of the call. He came upon a lonely cabin, and entered, inside was an old man (with 2 arms) sitting on a stool ccrying. The man looked up and said "What? I lost my backsratcher!

funniness: 2.75