Nora S.

One Kindergarten teacher was tring to get one of her students to learn the ABC's so he could go on to 1st grade. The teacher called up his parents and informed him if he didn't learn his ABC's that he could not go on to 1st grade and would stay in Kindergarten another year. Both parents did not want the child to be held back they preposed that every time Jonny (the little boy) wanted to go out of the class room he would have to recite the ABC's perfectly before leaving. The teacher agreed and would try this method on him and see is it worked. The next day the teacher tried the method on Jonny and it seemed to be going pretty well, until the end of the day. " Teacher Teacher" said Jonny. " I need to go to the bathroom". "Ok Jonny just recite the ABC's and you can go". Jonny squirmed but started to begin. A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O- Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y AND Z. "Thats good exept you forgot the p" said the teacher. "Where is the P Jonny"? "IT'S RUNNING DOWN MY LEG"

funniness: 4.67

rating: PG