david l.

there once was a preacher and two men. both men approached the preacher and the first one said "i have done something terribly wrong." what is that the preacher asked? the man replied "i beat up someone" the preacher replied "take a drink of the holy water and all will be forgiven." the next man approched the preacher and the preacher asked "what is it that you have done wrong?" the man said "i pushed somebody off of a cliff" the preacher said take a drink of the holy water." then a third man approched the preacher and the preacher asked "what is it that you have done wrong? the man replied i peed in the holy water!

funniness: 6.27

rating: PG