welliot b.

One day a genie came down to a man and said "You have three wishes." The man said ok and got on to his first wish. "I first wish that I had the most beautiful wife in the world!" The genie said "Ok here you are." And magically the most beautiful women appeared. "My second wish would be for you to give me a million dollars." The genie did as so and said "Your money will arrive here in a limo shortly." "Ok cool, my last wish is the want a really nice grandfather clock!" The genie said "Ok I'll be right back!" After an hour the genie returned with an old man and said "Ok pull down your pants, and I warn you this might hurt." At first the man was confused then he realized"I said grandfather CLOCK you idiot!"

funniness: 3.67

rating: PG