Andy W.

A plane is experiencing technical problems and is losing altitude. the pilot has already dumped all the bags from the hold, but it's not enough. He goes on the intercom: "folks, we need to lose some more weight, so some people will have to sacrifice themselves to save the rest; and the fairest way to do this is in alphabetical order" "first, would all the African - Americans please jump off the plane" some people accept there fate and jump out "Next, will all the Blacks please leave the plane" A few more jump off "Now would all the Coloured people leave the plane" Not many people are jumping now A young boy is sitting next to his mother, he asks his Mom "Mommy, aren't we african - americans?" "No dear, today we're Niggers, we go after the Mexicans

funniness: 2.80

rating: PG