Cali S.

A man walks into a bar. He tells the bartender to give him 12 shots, which he begins to guzzle back to back. The bartender says "Slow down son, that's some strong stuff." The man says, "Well sir, if you had what I have you'd be drinking them fast too." The bartender looks concerned and say "Well what is it son, what do you have?" To which the man replies "50 cents."

funniness: 4.90

rating: PG