Kaneesha C.

One day, a pickle, a cucumber, and a dick was hanging out talking about life. Then they got into an argument about who got it tough. The pickle said, "Man, I got it tough. When I get plump and juicy, I get cut up and put into a sandwich. The cucumber said, "You think you got it tough?!? When I get plump and juicy, I get cut up, put on a plate, and get covered with vingear and spices." The dick said, "Ya'll don't know what tough is. When I get plump and juicy, someone put a rubber glove over my head, turn off the lights, bang my head against the wall, and wait until I throw up and pass out."

funniness: 5.00

rating: R